Limeyscopes
For the MONTH of JUNE 2010
Aries: It would be a good idea this month to always wear matching socks. Because you never know.
Taurus: Giving a girl crackers does not constitute the dinner part of 'dinner and sex'.
Gemini: Look for yourself in Everything. After all, you're a Gemini.
Cancer : Relax. It's always hot on your birthday, but always too cold to swim.
Leo: Happiness is....free ice cream from the Predasaurus.
Virgo: Isn't it time to refill your ink cartridge? Don't cheat. Get the good one.
Libra: Yes, it's true. They're all in love with you. Every last one.
Scorpio: Sometimes, ya gotta know when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em. Just sayin'.
Sagittarius: When in doubt, take the stairs.
Capricorn: Don't always follow the back. Buy your guitar hero and rock it out.
Aquarius: Sure, the"Puffin Experience" sounds cool, but um, it's $8o bucks. And your car needs brakes.
Pisces: Go back and get her. You know you want to.
Note: These horoscopes are for entertainment purposes only. Any following of these means you need serious help - be careful that you don't end up 37 years old living in your Saturn with a cat in the vacant lot behind the walmart.
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